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Scranton Is Serious

from Hash It Out by Rocky Sullivan, Psy.D.

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I wrote this song about my favorite friend, Michael “Peter Pan” Mulhall (1987 — 2010), or more specifically, about the shenanigans he got us involved in when we visited him at the University of Scranton. Since it costs you $0 to listen this killer record, please consider donating to Mike’s legacy, The Michael Mulhall Foundation, which provides financial assistance to families with children who have disabilities.

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God may have made the world, but I’d be remiss to think he had a hand in Scranton. Don’t get me wrong — the beer is cheap, the nights are long, so it’s not I don’t love it, too, but I’m a worse person than you; at the behest of Peter Pan — says he won’t grow to be a man (once I ordered a coke, and they thought I was joking).

Abandon all hope ye who are visiting Scranton,
It’s like the island — you won’t get out alive.
I did abysmal things when I visited Scranton,
It’s a Dementor — it drains your soul and sucks out all the good in you; what you should do is that which I just couldn’t do.

Hope you pardon my rantin’ (while I’m face-plantin’)
I think I’m gonna need my camper’s Dilantin,
In Scranton.
If you like bars, well they got two.
Do anything you wanna do,
I said I’d refrain, but that’s a lie.
Now I’ll wear purple ‘til I die.

Abandon all hope ye who are visiting Scranton,
It’s like the island — you won’t get out alive.
I did abysmal things when I visited Scranton,
It’s a Dementor — it drains your soul and sucks out all the good in you; what you should do is that which I just couldn’t do.

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from Hash It Out, released October 30, 2020

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With a head full of limericks and a belly full of potatoes, Mick Babe conscripted members of Bomb the Music Industry! and The Fad into The Rocky Sullivans, and they played Hibernian music stupidly fast and unnecessarily loud. Rocky Sullivan, Psy.D. is the band’s readeption. ... more

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